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Friday, 02 December 2005

  • The best...

     

                                                         ...is yet...

     

                                                                                                                        ...to come.

Friday, 05 August 2005

  • Let's all admit that the eighties were a very special time and that it's okay to wax nostalgic once in a while, remembering not only the glories of countless Schwarzenegger, Stallone, and Ford films, but also the mass produced pictures of Bruce Springsteen's patriotic derriere on one of the best selling rock albums of all time (Okay, maybe just 1984).

    And Marty McFly! Everyone loves Marty McFly!

    Honestly...those were the golden years of Sesame Street. Forget Elmo's World: Big Bird had it all.

    This is in the experimental stage...I'll definitely be adding to these thoughts. I know most of you wait with bated breath, and the rest of you will too after you go look up the word "bated".

Tuesday, 12 July 2005

  • There is just no way, under, above, or through the sun that you would conceive that I would write an entire column on toilets. An epistle devoted to the existence of the commode. A journal on the john. Potty prose.

     

    There’s just no way. So, I didn’t.

Monday, 02 May 2005

  • Scientists tell us that the fastest animal in the world, with a top speed of 120 feet per second, is a cow dropped from a helicopter. How long, going at top speed, will it take the cow to travel 480 feet?

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